Slim Randles
“Boys, I gotta tell you,” said our old pal Windy Wilson, “This cold transmits me
reversely to the winter of ’47. Cold? It thicklicated your blood so much you could
hardly walk. You remember it, Doc? Ol’ Miller at the dairy had to ignitiolize a fire
under the milk separator to liquinate it. Why, even the dickie birds got refrigelated
up and crashed!
“You boys know about them engine heatilations, right? Well, it was so cold we
were obligatored to pre-heat the blamed firewood before we could burn it. Diesel
trucks were immobilating up at sixty miles an hour and it still took them a mile and
a half to stop.
“Some of the women were knitling up sweaters that would fit two people, just to
take advantage of the body heat. Dang near caused epilemic divorce, ‘cause the
husband wanted to go one way and the wife another. I tell you, it was
parsimonium! It was blame near four days and nights erstwhile an ol’ he-coon
down ‘long Lewis Creek recomnized he’d been treed by the hounds, ‘cuz the dogs’
bawling frosticated up concretely afore he could hear it.”
Windy paused for a sip or two. No one wanted to interrupt.
“Some winters,” Windy said, “just take the former limitarions to obliqueness!”
Yeah. We’d always figured it that way, too.
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